Tuesday 21 February 2012

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Schindler's List Review

Schindler's List is a film based on the jewish holacaust of world war two, this war time blockbuster is one of the films that brings emotion to a stone cold heart and tears to the eyes of even the toughest of men. It has a storyline that surely doesn't miss a single ingredient in order to touch the minds of all people.

The story takes place in Poland during world war two, where Oscar Schindler(played by Liam Neeson) is deeply touched by the ways he has seen the Jewish community being persecuted by the Nazis and wishes to help them to freedom.

He aims to prevent all of the jews from being gassed at the Auschwitz concentration camp and tries his best to turn his factory into a refuge for them where they will be safe. Schindler's List is a film that will surely not disappoint to touch the hearts of all viewers and is the best film in the case of emotion and the affect it has. What makes this story even more touching is that it is based on a true story, if you aren't changed by this film, then you obviously aren't human.

Director: Steven Spielberg

Family Guy: Its A Trap

'Its a trap' is one of the Family Guy Star Wars sagas that has been brilliantly written by its creator Seth McFarlane, it is the double-episode season finale of the ninth season.This part of the star wars remake of Family Guy is completely different to 'Something Something Darkside' and 'Blue Harvest', with a wide range of jokes that will have you on the edge of your seat. 'It's A Trap' is bound to have you in tears of joy and laughter with an extremely incredible storyline and will transform any gloom, dull or depressing day into somehing purely magical and inspirational.

In this animation, we are retold the stoyline of Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi, it begins with another power cut in the Griffin House, where the youngest of the family 'Stewie Griffin' says "We're about to do Jedi again aren't we?"

On Tatooine, R2-D2 (Cleveland Brown) and C-3PO (Glenn Quagmire) find Jabba the Hutt's (Joe Swanson) palace in order to initiate a plan to save Han Solo (Peter Griffin), still frozen in carbonite for future generations.

While this series of events is taking place, Luke Skywalker (Chris Griffin) must confront Darth Vader(Stewie Griffin) and make a choice of whether to join the dark side of suffer a painful death. Even with all the situations of sacrifice that take place, I still found it to be the best animated comedy of all time and would it to all people, especially if you have had a bad day and need something to cheer you up.

Director: Peter Shin

Fast Five Review

Fast Five is the fifth part to the 'Fast & Furious' film series, in this part Domonic Toretto (played by Vin Diesel) is now on the run from the law with his sister, Mia Toretto (played by Jordana Brewster) and her boyfriend, Brian O'Conner, an ex-cop (played by Paul Walker). The story begins with the death of some police officers aboard a train and this causes them to be on the look-out from federal agent Luke Hobbs (played by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) as he is on the pursuit to bring Toretto to justice.

While this is all going on, the gang is on for one last job that involves stealing $100 million from a ruthless druglord in the city of Rio. In order to pull of the job, Domonic Toretto needs to get together the whole gang and fly them in half way around the world. In this episode of the Fast & Furious, Roman Pearce (played by Tyrese Gibson), Tej Parker (played by Ludacris), and many others join Toretto and Walker on this mission to get the $100 million from the most dangerous man in Rio. Watch the film to see this action-packed movie that will have you on the edge of your seat in the first 10 mins.

Director: Justin Lin

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Tuesday 7 February 2012

Jeepers Creepers Review

Jeepers Creepers is a horror film that was written and directed by Victor Salva in 2001. It is about one day in which Trish Jenner (played by Gina Phillips) and her brother Darry (played by Justin Long) are about to witness something purely out of this world on their way home for spring break.

Now, Darry is a very adventorous young lad who just doesnt know when to say no, I realised this as the moment in the film appears where they are driving down a road that is practically deserted and he spots an abandoned church and someone or something dumping human bodie through a large pipe. They are then noticed by a driver who then tries to run them off the road, Darry and his sister, Trish somehow escape out of the dangerous grips of the psychotic driver. Now knowing Darry, he is the type of guy to let his ego get the best of him so after they escape the driver, he insists on going back to the church to investigate the place. The consequences of his actions are shown after he slips through the metal pipe and ends up surrounded by hundreds of bodies sewn together at the bottom of the church. The plot continues as they flee from the gory scene and contact the police, as they report the incident, a mysterious call from a strange woman is made to them, warning them of the danger they are in. In the phone call, she sings them a song called "Jeepers Creepers" which is where the title of the film was originated from. This shocking news has Darry and Trish in a confused and frightened state, and it doesnt help that later on in the film, the church went up in flames. To see what their fate decides watch this extraordinary, eye-gouching, gut-stomping, epic movie check it out!

Director: Victor Salva